- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Patriarchy.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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