Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Joay impistato is a fig

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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