a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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