What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Drunk irish man

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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