Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

GONNA

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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