A seal walks into a club.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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knock knock who's there police

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Weiner

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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