How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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man boobs

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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