Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

do you want to hear a joke?

Hippopatomous!

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

WNBA

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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