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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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