what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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