Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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thermodynamics?

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Rebecca Black

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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