Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I tell an anti joke!.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

0 + 0 = 0

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

ROSS G IS OBESE

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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