what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Cows go moo.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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