What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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