There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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