Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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AVB

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what happens during a climax apples

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myspace

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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