- Anti Joke

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What is the best part about football The scoring

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.