there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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