- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

YOLO MAH BROLO

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Dick spice

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

I tell an anti joke!.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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