A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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read this

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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