im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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whats a willy? -brock

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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