- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

I lost my tractor.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Stephen Walking.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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