What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

No. Yes.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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