Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

knock knock come in

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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