- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What does A duck smoke? Quack

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Cleveland winning something

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I tell an anti joke!.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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