A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Dick spice

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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