Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Are you Drew?

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

fart+fart=poop

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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