- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

I tell an anti joke!.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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