Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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