Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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meme

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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neil patrick harris

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I hate blackniggers

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Anti Joke

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