- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What do you call a black man? Jamal

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What just hit my face? The floor

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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