- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Women Driving.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Obama

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

shea kisses a girl

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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