- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Johan showering. . . AWK

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Society.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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