i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

meme

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

a horse walks into a blender ow

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Knock knock --Come in.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

neil patrick harris

I hate blackniggers

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...