What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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People Order Our Patties

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Proof reading

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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