- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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