What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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The game!

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Cancer.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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