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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

.....Carrot Top....

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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