What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Sorry boss

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Halo < COD

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Womens Rights.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Penis.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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The Irish man was sober.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Anti Joke

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