Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whoa there

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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poop

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Bake until golden at 375

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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