Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

How high is a Chinaman

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What's wrong with woman Everything

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Joey mayer's face

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hi? No!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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