Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

knock knock come in

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

The Pope

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Land Rovers

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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