What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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The Game.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Your time.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Anti-joke.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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