An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How did th-A fridge.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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