Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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A ginger was with his friends

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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neil patrick harris

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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