- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A Frenchman stays and fights

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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