Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Blind people can't read this.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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