- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Justin Beiber

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

knock knock who's there police

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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