- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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