A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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