- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Nothing yet CC

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Johan showering. . . AWK

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

a potato flew around my room

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

I pooped my pants

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Poop

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