Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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*spongebob voice* 25

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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How old is your mom? Old.

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