- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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