How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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