- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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