Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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raping black women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Are you a human?

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Are you Drew?

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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