Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Welcome To Facebook

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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