What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Wade's the father

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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