w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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this is gay

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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