What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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man boobs

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Drunk irish man

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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W.N.B.A.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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