Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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