Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

fart+fart=poop

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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