what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What just hit my face? The floor

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Weiner

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Hi.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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