An asian without a future.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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